Some Shameful Shit, That

So, me and the other Alkies buying our cheap pints at the Liquor Store.  The ignorant Teetotaler would view the individual buying the 2 L bottle of booze as the degenerate alcoholic.  That Bastard is just having a party.  The true Booze Hound is the one buying a Pint of Bottom Shelf booze. He has told himself (or herself) that ONE PINT is all he's gonna drink.  It is the only way he or she can begin to control the amount of liquor he (or she) consumes in one night. The Alkie is fighting a day-by-day battle.  'If I can only drink just one pint'...